on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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