I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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