I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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