I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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