brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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