she woke up with a sticky ear
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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