We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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