I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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