I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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