So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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