So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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