I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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