Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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