you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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