for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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