quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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