Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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