It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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