he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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