I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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