Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
it was like eating out sand paper
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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