Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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