I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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