Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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