mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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