Dual....:-)
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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