she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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