i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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