Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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