You're so nebulous sometimes
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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