i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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