So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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