Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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