We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
so much tequila, so little girl.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
do nipples grow back?
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