is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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