Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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