shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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