What a fucking waste of an outfit
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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