Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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