Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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