Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We had sex on a dog bed..
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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