i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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