It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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