Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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