Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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