Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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