Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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