I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
too bad you live with your parents still
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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