What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
His nipple licking is glorious
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