Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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