It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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