I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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