love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize