I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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