So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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