fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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