Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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